A Seriously Funny "Rape" Story!
"A thief in Aachen escaped arrest by exposing her breasts and accusing her would-be captor of rape, police in the German state of North Rhine-Westphalia said on Friday.This story is funny on the surface, and about half an inch down. Deeper than that, it gets mighty unfunny mighty fast!
"The exhibitionist thief had mugged a disabled 66-elderly woman, stealing her identification and money from her waist pack. When the German granny called for help, a bystander tried to detain the thief, but she tore open her blouse and shouted 'Help! Rape!' and escaped.
"The 39-year-old man was so stunned and unnerved that he let the wily thief go, police said, adding that the woman managed to cover herself before slipping away."
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