A Little Bit of Russian Humor!

Ahh . . . yes! From the glory days of the Soviet Union! And I haven't the least doubt that my wise, keen, crafty "comrades" will find something universal about this that we can all appreciate!

"A man entered a Soviet clinic and insisted on consulting with an ear-and-eye doctor. He was told that no such medical specialty ­existed. He must see either an eye doctor, or an ear doctor. Still he persisted in his demand. An exasperated official finally asked him why he wanted such a consultation. 'Because,' the man replied, 'I am always hearing one thing and seeing another.'"