Their names are Michael Jackson, and Farrah Fawcett-Majors.
I am writing about this in order to make clear, for the record, that neither of these people touched my life at all, in any way whatsoever. They meant absolutely nothing to me.
I never gave a rip about either Michael Jackson, or Farrah Fawcett-Majors. So now that I've established that I never gave a rip, let them RIP. ;)