Women are More Compassionate
By way of demonstration, note the following:
Now, the bloodily-expectorating bloke described in this story was undoubtedly a deadbeat dad and a reprobate scumbag. The story furnishes scant detail in that direction, but hey, he got arrested and thrown in jail, so evidently he was a good-for-nothing! After all, nice people never get arrested and thrown in jail under any circumstances. . . do they? And this guy was arrested for not paying child support even though he willfully concealed a gold mine in his mouth, god damn him!!
Under the circumstances, he was oppressing a woman—namely the putative mother of his child—and so we can hardly expect another woman (charged to uphold the law!) to react other than compassionately . . . can we? As is entirely fitting. . . isn't it? Lt. Mayhew's mayhem happened for a god-damned good reason. . . didn't it? Of course it did!
In conclusion, we all know perfectly well that people other than women start wars and duck their support payments, and we know equally well that when women at last occupy all the seats of executive authority in this world, wars simply will not happen any more, and child support will be compassionately extracted . . . or else! Right, kids?