Friday, April 30, 2010

CF Headquarters

The blog has hit another one of its periodic droughts. I am not only too unmotivated to write anything, but my brain simply will not put out, even if I wanted it to.

But I feel guilty about not updating the blog. . . and I feel guilty about feeling guilty about this, too!

Here I offer you a glimpse of the Inner Sanctum. Yes, this is where all of the counter-feminist goodness originates. It is. . . THE SOURCE.

From here, it spreads all around the planet in every direction. This is Fidelbogen's very own private office at the CF World Headquarters, located in a maze of catacombs deep beneath the Austrian Alps. Here, the Counter-Feminist Agents of Change (CFACs) attend a brutally hard training academy, from whence they are dispatched to their assignments in the vineyard, worldwide! Here too the grand Fidelbogen himself, Serene Imperial Pontifex Maximus of the Non-Feminist Revolution, whiles away his idle hours playing poker with the last holdouts of the Hapsburg Empire, who are his office-mates.

The image above appears as in a dream, in a midnight mood of silence and solitude. Edward Hopper could have painted this little roomscape. . .

9 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Ha ha, Fidelbogen! Your a funny guy. The feminists stand no chance against you, they have no sense of humor! :)

8:35 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Amfortas says:

Alpine indeed. Hah ! The desk is from All Legal Pine (offcuts) Inc. from that hut at the back of the saw yard.

11:56 PM  
Blogger trent13 said...

At least you know people care about what you have to say - that at least should be a little inspiring - for others who have very few close friends and even less acquaintances, blogging can just be depressing or embarrassing, take your pick! ;)Hang in there - I'm sure George Washington didn't have great speeches hanging out of his sleeves all of the time.

7:03 PM  
Blogger Fidelbogen said...

@Amfortas:

Well, no. That is beechwood, aged to perfection in beechwood casks made from beech trees that grow in the beech-forested foothills of the Austrian Alps! :)

@Trent:

Thank you for the words of encouragement. Presently, I am working on something that will be pure dynamite if enough people are able to grasp the implications and swing the concept into practice.

The REAL reason I am not posting so much these present days is because I want to spend 'quality time' on my work. . .

7:36 PM  
Blogger Joab said...

-whiles away his idle hours playing poker with the last holdouts of the Hapsburg Empire, who are his office-mates.-

Poker, sure, but can those guys play basketball?

5:40 PM  
Blogger Fidelbogen said...

". . can those guys play basketball?"

I am trying to picture the Grand Duke of Bratwurst-Sonderheim playing basketball in his Grand Ducal uniform with the ceremonial sword and rows of medallions across his chest. . . but for some reason the image will not crystallize! :(

6:46 PM  
Blogger ScareCrow said...

Looks like the men-factor headquarters...

Except the men-factor headquarters is more of a mess...

HERE IS AN IDEA:

Today SAVE (Stop Abusive and Violent Environments) is releasing a new Special Report, "Assaulting our Rights: How Domestic Violence Laws Curtail our Fundamental Freedoms." The report can be seen here:

http://www.saveservices.org/special-reports/

The report's conclusion? The Violence Against Women Act has violated the fundamental rights of more innocent Americans, in more ways, and for a longer period of time, than probably any other law passed in the history of the United States!

Sen. Leahy is the chairman of the Senate Judiciary Committee, and will play a lead role in the upcoming reauthorization of VAWA.
Call Sen. Leahy's office now at 202-224-4242. Tell him this simple but important message: "VAWA is the new Jim Crow. Fix the Violence Against Women Act now!"
As always, be polite and respectful.

(That is a message from the NCFM groups board)

9:27 AM  
Anonymous Michael said...

Thanks for the photo of the Inner Sanctum, Fidel! :-)
I'm curious about the yellow sheet of paper on the wall - is that the secret master plan?

12:35 PM  
Blogger Fidelbogen said...

"I'm curious about the yellow sheet of paper on the wall - is that the secret master plan?"


Shhhhh...!! ;)

11:02 PM  

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