Saturday, October 08, 2011

Something Odd and Droll

I recently stumbled upon this:

"An East Bethel teenager is accused of squeezing through a neighbor's doggy door to help feed a pornography addiction.

"The neighbor allegedly caught the 18-year-old on surveillance footage . . .Darin Paul Pake, 44, told investigators the footage showed Amanda Rose Owens - his children's former baby sitter - sliding into his house through his doggy door at 7:50 a.m. Monday. . .

"When interviewed by investigators, Owens allegedly confessed to the crime . . .She said she stole things she thought she could pawn to help support her pornography addiction. . . The teenager said she recently had bought 20 to 30 pornographic DVDs and needed to pay them off, the complaint said."


You can read the entire (brief) news story here: http://bit.ly/oXEskf

10 Comments:

Blogger trent13 said...

wow that's sick

8:19 PM  
Blogger Fidelbogen said...

And yet. . . there is an aspect of comedy about it!

10:48 PM  
Blogger ScareCrow said...

I have met a couple of women who had box after box of porn in their apartments...

I guess that some people get addicted to that stuff.

12:47 PM  
Anonymous Advoc8 said...

It was all men's fault anyway, for getting her addicted to pron...

8:12 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

wait wait wait...

Who the hell PAYS for porn???

3:18 PM  
Blogger Fidelbogen said...

@Anon:

Considering what a huge industry pornography is, my guess is that a lot of people do pay for it.

Irony taken, though! ;)

12:36 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Heheh True Enough.

What really intrigues me though is this thought that I cant get out of my head.

Shes 18. Female, and obviously slender enough to slip through a doggy door.

What in heavens name are her sexual proclivities that she has to pursue them through pornography, rather than through real men and/or women?

If shes willing to watch porn in the first place, and a little B&E to pay for it. (Even paying for it implies a certain level of character) I doubt she has a moral resistance to sex, so where does that leave us?

12:46 PM  
Blogger Fidelbogen said...

@Anon:

Honestly, I have no friggin' idea.

Theories now being accepted.

12:53 PM  
Blogger ScareCrow said...

@Anon 8:12...

LOL - exactly!

Clearly, some white knight, vagina worshipping, mangina, pussy begging alpha thug enabled her to get addicted to porn, and also gave her the impression that it was perfectly ok for her, a woman, to break into people's houses.

1:44 PM  
Blogger Fidelbogen said...

@StrawCrow:

One way or another, the patriarchy made her do it. We all know the drill...eh? ;~}

2:45 PM  

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