"Misogyny" Du Jour
>In a compassionate feminist world, no sparrow would fall, and goody gumdrops would grow on trees. And every time a baby bird took a tumble from the nest, Mama Kitty would pick it up gently and nurse it alongside of her kittens. But most of all, every time a woman got drunk and some dude got too frisky, handsome men on white horses would ride to her rescue. In fact, whenever a woman was unhappy about the slightest thing, the earth would freeze in its orbit until the problem got fixed. That is how life would be in a compassionate feminist world.<
Refer to points 1 and 2 of Rhetorical Discipline.
It is debatable whether this violates point number one, but as you can see, I have not hesitated.